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Having your first kiss on the lips was probably one of the most anticipated, nerve racking, and exhilarating experiences of your life.
Chances are you were a teenager at the movies, in a car, at a school dance, on a front stoop, or going around and round on a Ferris wheel when the fear of doing it wrong finally got outweighed by a heart pumping, adrenaline filled urge to go for it…this is gonna feel awesome!
And for most, reality even exceeded expectation. The electric lip-lock sent a shock wave of tingling sensations to every nerve ending from head to toe.
And the post kiss…well, that was a complete blur altogether. Hours were spent staring mindlessly at a TV screen or bedroom ceiling reliving the moment on an endless loop, eagerly awaiting the second kiss.
And as hoped, the next kiss came, and the one after that, and the hundreds after that. The partners might have changed multiple times, but the feeling remained constant, it was fun to be young and in love, or lust, and share such a simple, yet rewarding and intimate display of affection.
But then…(cue the dramatic sound effect)…Dun Dun Dun Duuuun…something happened to change things…something like this
No, I’m sorry…not that. It was this
and another one of these
’cause it wasn’t all this (pretend they have horns)
There was a lot of this
but NOT a lot of this
and you still had to do this
to pay for this
and manage these
Which brings us to today.
Even though it feels like Life is kicking your
and will continue to for a minimum 18 years…you should think back to this
and how this
felt like this
and gave you these
and why it shouldn’t only happen here
or during these
or when these are involved
A loving kiss on the lips is perfect anytime, anywhere…like when you’re stuck in this
or doing this
or even here
Not only is kissing still fun as you grow older, it’s always a special way of saying, I love you, I’m so happy we found each other, and I want to someday be this
with you and only you, my best friend.
Maybe now’s a good time to Callemonit and say,
Let’s do it more!